Abraham DeLacy
While I was on the Phone with Michaele she asked me about the weather. As it was merely 2pm I obviously had not been outside so I looked out the window. Abe started to yell at me. Possibly he was hungry, as I have never fed him in his entire life.
As it turns out, he may have been hungry, but really wanted me to see what he found.
My porch is a veritable zoo.
Apparently there are birds that are living along the top trestle of the structure. I must say, it is a poor choice given that my cat has spent all 2 hours of our life together there and the homemade ceramic smoker I built to give birds a proper and delicious funeral resides just to the right of him.
Eventually Abe grew tired of trying to talk the birds off the ledge and decided to just lie-in-wait.
And Eventually Abe grew tired of that as he left the porch entirely.
Perhaps because I still have never fed him.
